Cheap Bastard heads to Zimbabwe on greatest golf adventure ever

The Cheap Bastard is in a pickle. A really big pickle (obviously). After years of giving of myself, management now wants more. "Where are the great deals you promised," they asked. "Why don't you post more," they scream. "If we have to chase you out of t…

Pig out on a succulent Hawaii golf package

The Cheap Bastard loves Hawaii. What's not to love? Beautiful, exotic women, glorious golf opportunities, fabulous beaches – it's a true paradise. And let El Cheapo let you in on a secret: If you get a shovel and dig anywhere on any one of the Hawaiian I…

Cheap Bastard advice: 1. Buy Bob Hope golf stuff at auction, 2, Use that stuff to pummel Wolfrum

The Cheap Bastard despises William K. Wolfrum with the intensity of a thousand flame-broiled cheeseburgers. Wolfrum – a whiney, Marxist/Communist/Socialist/Terrorist/Stupidist that doesn't even have the courage to live in the United States – recently…

Golf Vancouver, B.C., because Canada is the nicest part of the U.S.

The Cheap Bastard doesn't spend much time up north. Especially not after that seal clubbing incident. But sometimes even yours truly needs to get out of his comfort zone – and let me tell you it a true Zone of Comfort – and see what's happening with our…

Save the USA: Book a golf vacation to Mexico and toss out an illegal immigrant on the way

Folks, your pal the Cheap Bastard has come up with a fool-proof plan on how to get you playing golf at some of the world's most beautiful golf courses for less, and save the country from the scourge of illegal immigration, as well.

Here's what you do,…

Some Florida Valentine’s Day golf package ideas from a Cheap Bastard

Appearances aside, the Cheap Bastard is the romantic type. El Bastardo treats his woman like a queen, lavishing her with gifts, tender words, and the occasional romantic golf package for two to a Florida resort.

So it really makes you wonder why Los C…

Get your golf travel deals from TravelGolf.com and send William Shatner back to making movies in Esperanto

Back when El Cheapo here was a Teenage Bastard, he remembers the endless rumors of how you could go to government auctions and buy a Jeep for $1. It sounded fantastic, of course, but then you noticed that you never met anyone who had gotten a Jeep like t…