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I’m telling you, it seems like every time The Constructivist Family is about to take one of our patented road trips/pilgrimages to the site of a major international skating competition lately, my body betrays me. This past spring, an awful stomach bug had me doubled over in pain and dazed for most of the World Figure Skating Championships. And now this morning, I tweaked my back at the gym so bad that I had to shamble/shuffle/limp/grimace my way through the last day of work before the start of our fall break, which The Full Metal Archivist, onechan, imoto and I will be enjoying in scenic Detroit while we occupy Skate America.
All I can say is, thank you very much, golf gods. It’s not enough that you torment me on the course and deploy the Mostly Harmless jinx against my favorite golfers–no, now you also have to go and punish me for following Daisuke Takahashi and Mao Asada and the rest of the skaters there for a few days! I get it: the way the Skate America schedule works out, I’ll probably be able to watch only the final round of this week’s LPGA/KLPGA tournament, and probably only part of it at that–and that’s only if the hotel we switch to on Sunday has Golf Channel. So I guess I deserve this lower back pain and stiffness by some sick, twisted logic–you know, the kind you golf gods specialize in.
But hear this, o ye golf gods: we splurged for all-access tickets and, by gum, we shall use them! We’re cutting through Canada early tomorrow morning and plan to be in the Joe Louis Arena by noon! It’s not like I’ve broken my back like American skater Max Aaron did a few years ago….